Workplace Zoo

It’s a Jungle out there, and here are some of the animals that have been captured and housed in the workplace zoo!

BAT

Blind And yet Tuned-in (Tuitive)

Bobcat

Beautiful Oddball But Cannot Accept Training

CAT

Curious And Tenacious

COW

Calm, Observant and Wholesome

DoDo

Dangerously Out of Date Opinions

Dog

Does Only Goodness

DONKEY

Data Only, No Knowledge, Experise or whY.

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

HIPPO

HIghest Paid Person’s Opinion.

HORSE

Helpful, Outgoing, Resilient, Strong and Energetic

LION

Leader In Own Network

MOOSE

Monstrous Oaf, Often Stubborn Erroneously

Mouse

Muddled Opinions, Usually Swayed Easily.

OWL

Observant, Wise and Listening

Parrot

Pretty Annoying, Ridiculously Repeating OThers.

RAT

Ruthless And Terrifying

Rhino

Really Here In Name Only.

Seagull

Senior Executive that Always Glides in, Unloads and Leaves Loudly.

SHEEP

Socially Humbled, Entirely Extraneous People

SNAKE

Sneaky, Nefarious, Ass-Kissing Entity

SWAN

Smug, Weird, Aesthetic Narcissist

UNICORN

Unique Needy Individual, Colourful, Obviously Real Narcissistic

Viper

VIndictive Person, Engineering Results

Wolf

Working On the Latest Fire

WOMBAT

Waste Of My Breath And Time

Zebra

Zero Evidence But Really Arrogant